Need to know if that weirdo on youtubes vids are any good? Need to know whether or not to get that pomagranate-acai berry juice? Or just want someone to agree with you that the purchase of that robotic hamster WASN'T crazy? (believe me, i know how you feel) Then look here! I write reviews (good or bad) and post them. ENJOY! (or not)...
Gradual Report
I know, I know, "Where we gradualy report". Now this guy may have sent you a message on youtube saying "watch my videos". Believe me, he is HILARIOUS!!!!! Watch them, LOVE THEM, laugh. Mostly try "Happy Birthday", "GRadual Report Spelling Bee", and most of all the others! enjoy:)
Twilight
Now if you're like me, you may absolutely RETCH at any mention of Stephanie Meyers new series. I"m not saying that because I haven't read the book and I'm just a "hater". I've read the books. They suck. Bella's to pathetic, Jacob's an idiot, and Edward... he's just plain weird. I mean , really? Vampires do NOT SPARKLE!!! GAY GUYS SPARKLE!!!! And who's ever heard of a vegitarian vampire? (really?) Vampires live deep in the dregs of romania, only coming out on the darkest of nights to feast upon human blood.... They are inhumanly fast and deceptivly quiet. Grandma naver saw it coming...
Ask Swifty
Now what did we learn today children? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! "Hey Swifty, can ponies ride unicorns?" Yes! But I'm pretty sure that's called intercourse... and that's bad... unless you're makin' babies fo' my sandwiches!! I got over 300 e-mails from you guys! And lemme tell you, that sure does make me feel good... in a non sexual way... NAW BABY in a ver sexual way... Hey! It's like a family reunion! But, everybody's dead.
I Swear It's funnier when he says it. Go to YouTube and look up ask swifty. HE'S FUNNY.
Justin Beiber
ok, first of all WTF!!? I swear as soon as that boy goes through puberty, he's out of a career! He needs a haircut too. I mean seriously! Look at that!
It's all... in his face. Especially in this picture. He's trying to act all sexy when he looks like he's twelve!! Seriously Justin? GET A LIFE!!
